Bin The Faff — an operational-friction diagnostic from RZLVR.A diagnostic from RZLVR.Meet RZLVR, the technology companyMeet RZLVR

A FREE RZLVR DIAGNOSTIC FOR UK SME TEAMS

SHOW US
THE FAFF.
WE’LL SHOW IT
THE BIN.

That copy-paste-chase-retype workaround is everyday business faffery in its natural habitat. Score the friction first or walk us through the offending workflow. We’ll see if a focused piece of software can make it disappear.

Bin The Faff finds and scores the friction. RZLVR fixes the worst bit.

NO BIG BRIEF.One real workflow. Shared screen. Plain English.
01 / SCORE IT

Before you bin it, measure it.

Seven practical questions expose where everyday operational friction is hiding. You get a Faff Score out of 100, five diagnostic scores, your Faffonomics and a clear place to start.

Find my Faff Score Free from RZLVR · about five minutes · no details needed to see your result
EXAMPLE RESULT
72/100FAFF HEAVY
Biggest exposure
Human middleware
Faffonomics
26–43 hours / month
See what yours says
01Measure

A consistent 0–100 view of your exposure to everyday faffery.

02Diagnose

See whether repetition, chasing, spreadsheets, disconnected systems or poor visibility is leading.

03Act

Get the quickest useful win, with an optional personalised report by email.

02 / CALL IT

Is it the right sort of faff?

YES. BRING US THIS.

Good, fixable faffery

  • It happens every day, week or month
  • People copy, re-key, reconcile or chase
  • Two or more tools are involved
  • Mistakes create cost, delay or embarrassment
  • Someone owns the outcome
PROBABLY NOT.

Bigger than a bin bag

  • A replacement for your entire core platform
  • An app idea with no operational owner
  • “Put AI on it” without a clear job
  • A broken process nobody can agree on
  • Headcount reduction as the only outcome

Not sure? Take the Faff Score first. Already know the culprit? Show us the workflow.

03 / NAME IT

Faffery has many disguises.

“It only takes ten minutes.”

…but it happens 40 times a week.

“Sarah knows how it works.”

…and Sarah would quite like a holiday.

“The systems don’t talk.”

…so your team does the talking for them.

“We’ve always done it this way.”

…which is history, not a business case.

04 / BIN IT

Turn the score into a real fix.

Your result tells us where to look. The screen-share shows us the actual work. No deck. No “digital transformation” preamble.

  1. 00:00

    Show the real thing

    Open the inbox, spreadsheet, portal or form. Take us through one normal example.

  2. 00:10

    Find the friction

    We ask where information starts, who touches it, what goes wrong and what a good finish looks like.

  3. 00:22

    Test the focused-fix theory

    We sketch what could be joined, simplified or automated — and what should remain human.

  4. 00:30

    Leave with a straight answer

    Useful next step, more discovery needed, or not worth building. All three are acceptable answers.

START WITH THE SCORE OR THE REAL WORK£0 TO SCORE IT. £0 TO SHOW IT.

If there’s a fit, RZLVR quotes the smallest sensible solution. One clear proposal; value designed to outweigh the software.

WHO HANDLES THE FIX?

Your workflow review is handled directly by RZLVR founder Mark Kaye, drawing on more than two decades working with business-critical technology. Senior judgement; one real workflow; no CV recital.

BIN THE FAFF · BY RZLVR

finds and scores the faffery.

RZLVR

fixes the worst bit.

Your Faff Score identifies a directional exposure, not a proven business case. A screen-share turns the strongest signal into a real workflow. RZLVR takes a worthwhile fix through build, hosting and ongoing support.

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05 / ASK IT

Sensible questions. Straight answers.

What is the Faff Score?

It is a free, five-minute diagnostic: seven practical questions produce an overall score from 0 to 100, five operational-friction scores, an estimate of monthly time exposure through Faffonomics and a useful place to start. It is directional rather than an audit or external benchmark.

Do I need a Faff Score before the screen-share?

No. Take it if you are not sure where the friction is concentrated. If you already know the workflow that is causing trouble, bring it straight to the screen-share.

Is the screen-share really free?

Yes. It is a 30-minute fit check, not a disguised workshop. We will understand the workflow, ask a few useful questions and tell you whether there is a plausible next step.

Do we need to prepare anything?

No slide deck. Have the real tools, spreadsheet, inbox or forms to hand and be ready to walk through one normal example.

Will you try to replace all our software?

No. The point is usually to remove the awkward work between your existing systems, not create a bigger migration.

What if automation is not the answer?

We will say so. Sometimes the best way to stop the faffing is a cleaner template, a changed hand-off or one feature in a tool you already own.

How much does a fix cost?

The 30-minute screen-share is £0. If there is a fit, RZLVR recommends the smallest sensible intervention and gives you one clear proposal before any paid work begins. We deliberately avoid package prices and platform-sized scopes: the aim is for the value to feel surprisingly large beside the amount of software involved.

Who is behind Bin The Faff?

Bin The Faff is an operational-friction diagnostic from RZLVR. Any workflow review is handled by RZLVR founder Mark Kaye, and RZLVR builds, hosts and supports any worthwhile fix.

06 / SHOW IT

GOT A
SCORE?
SHOW US THE FAFF.

Mention your result if you have one, then give us the scrappy version of the offending workflow. Fill in the form, then book a 30-minute screen-share or send it and we will suggest a couple of times.

No requirements document needed. Twenty honest words will do.500 left

We’ll email a 6-digit code to your work address to verify it before anything is sent or booked.

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