A campaign from RZLVR. Meet the technology company

ATTENTION: UK SME TEAMS

SHOW US
THE FAFF.
WE’LL SHOW IT
THE BIN.

That copy-paste-chase-retype workaround is not “just how we do it”. Walk us through it. We’ll see if a small piece of software can make it disappear.

NO BIG BRIEF.One real workflow. Shared screen. Plain English.
01 / COUNT IT

How much faff are we talking?

Put rough numbers on one repeated task. Nothing is sent anywhere.

How often?
That could be around22 hoursof faff every monthRoughly 35 working days a year.

A rough prompt, not a savings promise. The screen-share finds out what is genuinely removable.

02 / CALL IT

Is it the right sort of faff?

YES. BRING US THIS.

Good, fixable faff

  • It happens every day, week or month
  • People copy, re-key, reconcile or chase
  • Two or more tools are involved
  • Mistakes create cost, delay or embarrassment
  • Someone owns the outcome
PROBABLY NOT.

Bigger than a bin bag

  • A replacement for your entire core platform
  • An app idea with no operational owner
  • “Put AI on it” without a clear job
  • A broken process nobody can agree on
  • Headcount reduction as the only outcome

Not sure? Good. The screen-share is there to find out.

03 / NAME IT

Faff has many disguises.

“It only takes ten minutes.”

…but it happens 40 times a week.

“Sarah knows how it works.”

…and Sarah would quite like a holiday.

“The systems don’t talk.”

…so your team does the talking for them.

“We’ve always done it this way.”

…which is history, not a business case.

04 / BIN IT

What happens on the call?

No deck. No “digital transformation” preamble. Just the work.

  1. 00:00

    Show the real thing

    Open the inbox, spreadsheet, portal or form. Take us through one normal example.

  2. 00:10

    Find the friction

    We ask where information starts, who touches it, what goes wrong and what a good finish looks like.

  3. 00:22

    Test the small-fix theory

    We sketch what could be joined, simplified or automated — and what should remain human.

  4. 00:30

    Leave with a straight answer

    Useful next step, more discovery needed, or not worth building. All three are acceptable answers.

START WITH THE REAL WORK£0 TO SHOW US THE PROBLEM

If there’s a fit, RZLVR quotes the smallest sensible solution. One clear proposal; value designed to outweigh the software.

BIN THE FAFF

finds the friction.

RZLVR

builds the solution.

Bin The Faff is the customer-facing campaign. RZLVR is the accountable technology partner behind the analysis, build, hosting and support.

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05 / ASK IT

Sensible questions. Straight answers.

Is the screen-share really free?

Yes. It is a 30-minute fit check, not a disguised workshop. We will understand the workflow, ask a few useful questions and tell you whether there is a plausible next step.

Do we need to prepare anything?

No slide deck. Have the real tools, spreadsheet, inbox or forms to hand and be ready to walk through one normal example.

Will you try to replace all our software?

No. The point is usually to remove the awkward work between your existing systems, not create a bigger migration.

What if automation is not the answer?

We will say so. Sometimes a cleaner template, a changed hand-off or one feature in a tool you already own is enough.

How much does a fix cost?

The 30-minute screen-share is £0. If there is a fit, RZLVR recommends the smallest sensible intervention and gives you one clear proposal before any paid work begins. We deliberately avoid package prices and platform-sized scopes: the aim is for the value to feel surprisingly large beside the amount of software involved.

Where does RZLVR come in?

Bin The Faff is the customer-facing campaign. RZLVR is the technology company that understands the workflow, builds the right-sized solution, then hosts and supports it.

06 / REPORT IT

RIGHT.
WHAT’S THE
FAFF?

Give us the scrappy version. We will reply with a couple of times for a 30-minute screen-share.

No requirements document needed. Twenty honest words will do.

Prefer email? hello@rzlvr.com